Do you always wear such short shorts, Melanie? You must get a lot of attention... "I live in short shorts. I'd actually consider these shorts long for me. Normally I wear them so small and tight that my buttcheeks are hanging out and you can see the outline of my pussy. All my friends call me lil' miss coochie-cutters 'cause a lot of the time I'll have a cameltoe from my tiny shorts.